Umm...Its Cold, Fist Pumping In Memphis

If you haven't stepped outside in the past couple of days, its pretty damn cold outside. And guess what, its going to get colder. Single digit lows are in the forecast for later in the week and there's a good chance we won't be above freezing until Sunday. Wait! There's more! There's a very good chance of snow on Wednesday night and Thursday morning. Who's ready for a snow day?

Something that may warm up the streets of Memphis is the upcoming Jersey Shore Pub Crawl 2K10 on Saturday, January 30. The pub crawl will be held on Beale Street with stops at Wet Willie's, Silky O'Sullivan's, Club 152 and Republic.

Here's a quick check list for those who are participating:

1. Spray tan
2. Blow out hair
3. Fist pumping
4. A love for Jaeger
5. A douche-bag attitude
6. Affliction or Ed Hardy shirts (The brand will dictate how much of a douche you really are)

Basically, you will need to be a douche and look like the lead singer of Color Me Badd, 90's Vanilla Ice or these guys.

For more training for the crawl, check out this video (NSFW).