New McGuiness, Van Pelt, Stern Beauty Pageant.

Dan McGuiness has opened a new location in Southaven. Not sure how big of a space they have, but it would be nice to see Aqua Net playing there.

ESPN's Scott Van Pelt was recently a victim of Captain Jenks on a live broadcast of SportsCenter. Jenks, who is a somewhat a regular on Howard Stern's satellite radio program, convinced ESPN screeners/producers that he was NFL running back Brian Westbrook. Van Pelt's reaction was priceless.



This is still the best Van Pelt clip of all-time.



Speaking of Stern, soon after the Tiger Woods downfall story broke, Stern announced that he wanted to have a beauty pageant featuring Tiger's mistresses. On March 10, Stern will air the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant available only on Sirius/XM. Four of the 13 known Woods mistresses will compete in several categories for a $100,000 prize. There is no doubt that this will be one of the most listened to satellite radio programs ever produced. Another great move by Stern to sell more subscriptions.